I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Dating After Heartbreak
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.