no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.