I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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