Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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