i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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