She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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