Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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