Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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