This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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