he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Randomize
