awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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