How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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