Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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