we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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