how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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