You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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