so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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