Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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