Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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