I wish i was in the wii world.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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