I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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