i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I came so hard my ears popped.
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