That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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