porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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