I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
so that wasnt chicken after all
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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