What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
so much tequila, so little girl.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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