She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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