...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You pole danced in your parka.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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