is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
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I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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