Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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