Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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