also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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