When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
