his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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