Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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