we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Me too!
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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