Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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