If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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