im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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