I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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