I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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