zippers are such a cool invention
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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