Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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