That's intense
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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