Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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