I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
so that wasnt chicken after all
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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