Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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