? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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