If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I heard we made out
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
God, I missed his penis.
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