even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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