just come out here and I will go home with you...
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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