If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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