I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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