____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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