Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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