This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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