I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
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he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?