His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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