I wanna bring you to show and tell
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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