Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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